Dumpster Fires Can't Burn Forever Screaming Possum T-Shirt | Funny Graphic Tee
Dumpster Fires Can't Burn Forever Screaming Possum T-Shirt | Funny Graphic Tee
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This soft, lightweight tee carries a grin and an edge — the Screaming Possum perched over a bold “Dumpster fires can’t burn forever” line. It feels like a laugh between friends after a long, messy week. Wear it to the show, the protest, or a late-night bonfire. The slim retail cut and breathable Airlume cotton keep it comfortable while the ribbed collar and taped shoulders hold the shape through washes. The graphic pops with crisp printing so the mascot’s wild expression and the tongue-in-cheek slogan stay sharp. This is the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to signal resilience with humor — a tiny refusal to let chaos win its last laugh.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a lightweight, breathable feel
- Side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape and stability
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort
- Crisp, detailed sleeve and label graphics via DTF/DTG printing
- Retail fit (crew neckline) in a responsibly manufactured, REACH-certified garment
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean