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This lightweight tee carries a sharp, self-aware sense of humor that reads like a private joke shared out loud. The short, ironic line about childhood trauma — with the tongue-in-cheek parenthetical about the mother disputing the claim — lands dry and witty. It sits close to the body without feeling clingy, so the statement stays front-and-center whether you’re layered under a jacket or worn on its own. The breathable Airlume cotton keeps you comfortable while the clean crew neckline and retail fit make the shirt feel casually put-together. Wear it to low-key hangouts, late-night coffee runs, or gatherings where a little dark humor breaks the ice. It’s for anyone who leans into sarcasm and wants a conversational piece that says more with less.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight and breathable
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort
- High-quality sleeve and neck printing (DTF/DTG) for crisp, vibrant graphics
- Retail fit with classic crew neckline — easy to layer and style
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Funny 'I Have Childhood Trauma (This Claim Is Disputed By My Mother)' T-Shirt
$24.99
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight and breathable
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort
- High-quality sleeve and neck printing (DTF/DTG) for crisp, vibrant graphics
- Retail fit with classic crew neckline — easy to layer and style
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean