Not Today Gluten T-Shirt — Funny Parody 'Not Today Satan' Tee for Gluten-Free Lovers
Black / XS
$24.99
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A cheeky, confident tee that speaks for anyone who’s over dietary drama and tired assumptions. The soft, lightweight cotton sits close to the skin without feeling clingy, while the bold “Not today gluten” line—a playful riff on a familiar phrase—starts conversations and draws knowing smiles. Slip this on for grocery runs, brunch with friends, or low-key protests against carb-heavy menus. It layers easily under a denim jacket or sits alone with rolled sleeves and a coffee in hand. The tone is wry, resilient, and a little rebellious—made for people who take their boundaries (and their bread choices) seriously, but with a sense of humor.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel
- Retail crew-neck fit with side seams for a structured, modern silhouette
- Durable ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and tear-away label for comfort and longevity
- High-quality sleeve and label printing (DTF/DTG) for crisp, vibrant design details
- REACH certified sourcing; Bella+Canvas manufacturing with ethical labor standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Not Today Gluten T-Shirt — Funny Parody 'Not Today Satan' Tee for Gluten-Free Lovers
$24.99
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel
- Retail crew-neck fit with side seams for a structured, modern silhouette
- Durable ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and tear-away label for comfort and longevity
- High-quality sleeve and label printing (DTF/DTG) for crisp, vibrant design details
- REACH certified sourcing; Bella+Canvas manufacturing with ethical labor standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean